September Newsletter

 

 

Dum de dum dee doo doo...Oh, hi there. Didn't see you come in. We're just putting the finishing touches on Fall '08 at the Learning Resources Center. We've been expecting you. Have a good summer? Sure you did, but now it's fall AND YOU'RE IN COLLEGE BUCKO, SO PUT THOSE ED HARDY'S AWAY AND GET OUT YOUR Ti - 84 'CAUSE YOU GOT SOME MATHMATIZING TO DO!!!

Just kidding. Actually we're here to ease your segue from the beach life to the ivied halls of academe, so check out the LRC transition crew. They'll bring you back up to school speed faster than you can say the square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the two adjacent sides. Whatever that means.

Oh, and we got that science stuff going on over here too. Want to find out what happens when you mix two chemicals together without involving the fire department? Jennifer (The Science Lady) has you covered. Oh, and think passing the exams might enhance your enjoyment of Chemistry? Then check out our Mock Exams and Review Sessions.

Can't tell the Founding Fathers apart without a scorecard? Think upward mobility means moving from My Space to Facebook? You need to talk with Jessica our history and social science smarty.

And what school year would be complete without a statistics class? Yeah. We know. A good one. But what's the probability of that? Sam can tell you.

Lost in cyberspace? Electro- John (The Mac Daddy) will help you get your bearings in our wireless laptop lab. Your laptop or ours, no worries, mate.

Oh, and here's something else to think about: graduate school entrance exams are coming. We can help with that too. Check out our CLIMB and GRE prep programs.

We know heading back to class after a summer off can be stressful. That's why we've recruited one of the best tension reduction teams in the entire Big 10. Stop in and meet Captain Nemo, Crusty McStalkeye, Dirty Hairy and all of their associates. You'll feel like there's sand between your toes again.Well, it could have been sand. People really need to clean up after their pets, know what we're saying?